My Third Eye Scratched

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If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it. ~ Herodotus of Greece, First Historian, 5th Century B.C.

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Caution

Please be advised that viewing the contents of the Art Trip web site has caused numerous strange reactions in artists and lovers of art. It has been known to cause spontaneous smiles, convulsive laughter, hysterical giggling, a sudden gasping for breath, and sporadic passing of gas. In rare cases (less then 0.589% of the art population), viewing this art web site may cause side effects such as anxiety, nose bleeds, heightened blood pressure, dry mouth, constipation, symptoms of temporal lobe epilepsy, and oily discharge. These symptoms appear in cases where artists, curators, gallerists and collectors take themselves and/or their art too seriously. Though viewed as controversial by such mainstream organizations as The Organization for True Art, the Center for Art Seriousness, and the Alliance Against the Defamation of Art, others have found the Art Trip web site a welcomed rest in a jaded art world.

When reading, avoided putting brushes or hands in mouth or eyes. Wash hands before reading. If blog is mishandled, immediately consult a physician, hospital or humor blog control center

Added Note of Caution: Please be advised that the art knowledge contained on this web site is incredibly powerful. Though there have been reported incidents of miracle psychotropic cures, claims of rapture, as well as feelings of transcendence, out of body experiences and art stardom while perusing this art site, be advised that if you happen to blow your mind in the process of absorbing any or all of the art truths contained within this site, Art Trip assumes no liabilities or responsibilities for the resulting blown mental state.

 

Laughter is the language of the gods.
~Buddhist saying
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